ROYAL café

AlphaDawg · 22-04-2012, 05:38 AM | **Post: #4761**

*Gets carried away on stretcher*

I..... did..... it.....

3awel3afritgeh · 22-04-2012, 09:25 AM | **Post: #4762**

The War stories Writers |Second Generation|
for all who want to save war stories.

Saturn412 · 28-04-2012, 02:38 PM | **Post: #4763**

Saturn412 walks in. "YEEE WAZZAP I GONNA NEED ME SOME DRINKS!!!! wait too loud...Heeeeeyyy give me a drii-no that's bad...forget it." Saturn sits on the table twirling his knife. "Vodka please! I like to backstab my foes drunk."

cowboysfan2 · 09-05-2012, 01:29 AM | **Post: #4764**

Names cheif As you can see im a royal spy ;] try and keep it on the downlow mates alright

Nechronic · 09-05-2012, 03:48 AM | **Post: #4765**

Out of the corner, arose a disturbing voice. It sounded gruff, and hard to hear. But for those who did hear, this is what they heard...

Don't know how much I can take...
Secret thoughts inside me wake...
I've lost what was within me...
Oh, sweet insanity...

Don't know how much I can take...
Secret thoughts inside me break...
I've lost what was within me...
Oh, sweet insanity...

T007 · 10-05-2012, 07:16 PM | **Post: #4766**

BEHIND YOU!!

AlphaDawg · 11-05-2012, 04:55 AM | **Post: #4767**

(10-05-2012 07:16 PM)T007 Wrote: BEHIND YOU!!

WHAT? WHERE?

*Bolts for door*

M16brother1 · 20-05-2012, 10:29 PM | **Post: #4768**

A tall medium sized man, with no shirt on, geeky white skying glasses, Blue boxers, with little hearts on them, and a small heart tattoo, on his right arm; steppes into the bar, has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.

He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye.

Richy_Greenback · 20-05-2012, 11:21 PM | **Post: #4769**

Richy stares at the weird man and says: "So I don't ever have to see that freak-show performance again how 'bout free drinks for everyone and we play some poker?"

M16brother1 · 21-05-2012, 06:26 AM | **Post: #4770**

The weird man walks up to Richie, and sits beside him, then takes out his fake teeth, then takes the drink Richie payed for him, and chugged it down. He then turns to Richie; he takes out a briefcase, puts it on the table, and opens it. Tons of chips fall out onto the table. "Did you say something about poker?"

M16brother1 · 21-05-2012, 06:46 AM | **Post: #4771**

Then all of a sudden, the weird man realized that the man beside him was Richie Greenback himself.

TheeTreeHugger · 21-05-2012, 10:22 PM | **Post: #4772**

Red walks in the bar, He says that instead of beer from Richy he will have ice tea.

"I don't drink" He says

"I love poker, let's get some more guys to play"

johncox08 · 21-05-2012, 11:40 PM | **Post: #4773**

As everyone gathers around the table a mando walks in and falls unconscious on the floor

Risky_Dangerman · 22-05-2012, 03:43 AM | **Post: #4774**

Everyone rushes over, but 1 man still stands, Risky Dangerman. He chugs his beer Richy paid for, let's out a burp that wakes the guy.

"Problem solved" he said

Richy_Greenback · 22-05-2012, 04:01 AM | **Post: #4775**

Richy sits back down and starts playing poker

Gharfield · 23-05-2012, 05:03 PM | **Post: #4776**

-a man,a ginger hair man enters the place and sits in a corner,he looks around...he starts to smoke some weed,he gets up walks into the bar falling 1...falling 2 times, he says happily:
-*cof* hey mates whats up?

Richy_Greenback · 23-05-2012, 09:50 PM | **Post: #4777**

Hey wanna play some poker?

Agent___Jack9 · 25-05-2012, 12:41 AM | **Post: #4778**

Richy, why do i see u in like every thread

Agent___Jack9 · 25-05-2012, 04:55 AM | **Post: #4779**

Also, not a good time to play games because nats are going to invade.

Nechronic · 26-05-2012, 01:30 AM | **Post: #4780**

"Hahhahahaaaa...." The man laughed and got up. He walked over to Richy. "Hey... Bet you a dollar I can drink a glass of Vodka without touching the glass," he said and pulled a chair out.