Cheesy story. Read if bored!

[AlphaDawg]

The Best of the Best of the Noobs


“Stupid noobs...” The Captain mutters under his breath. He is a burly man, very dapper and handsome in his starched trousers and red officer’s hat. Oh, how I wish I had an officer’s hat, I think to myself as I eye him, seeing my fashion-inept reflection in his Aviators.
Nervously I finger the knife clipped to my belt. I’ve never used it in hand to hand combat, seeing as I’ve never been in hand to hand combat, or any combat for that matter. I’m fresh out of the tutorial, with nothing but my stock pajamas and a dumb old fuzzy Russian-style hat I got from the claw yesterday. The other Royal commandos in my barracks say it’s rare, but I couldn’t care less about “rares” right now, I’m busy trying not to get my head shot off.
“Alright, boys, listen up,” The Captain’s words snap me back to reality. The steady screams of idiots with the barbarian emote and the incessant thunks of dorks who got the MGL from the claw for just enough days to torment us barrage my eardrums.
“They got us pinned down in this here spawn,” He continues, “We’ve got to get out before they overrun the lighthouse. I just got word that our boys are being assaulted.” Turning to Jake, our support gunner, he says, “I need you to run to that idling jeep over there and bring it back here so we can use it to get over to the action.”
“Right away Captain,” Jake says. He’s a fairly skilled gunner, with his long range super MG that he stole from a National. He wants to get a Cheeser, but he can’t afford it, he already spent his money to buy a sweet modern outfit.
He legs it out into the open and gets into the jeep, starts it up, and uses a wrench. Giving us the thumbs up, he drives towards us. As he does, I hear a sharp “crack” and see a thin trail. A sniper! I yell out to Jake, but the Captain saw it too. He cries for Jake to use shield, but it’s too late. Another sniper trail, this one accompanied by a second, third and fourth in rapid succession, tear though his body. He slumps forward in his seat, deader than Mustangtogunner when he takes on a skilled player.
Stunned, the three of who are left can’t move. Larry, a soldier, like the Captain, grabs his M16 and scurries over to the sandbag that the Captain and I were using as a bench.
“Did you see that? He’s dead!” Larry stammers. “There’s a sniper on that ridge!”
“No. There are two.” The Captain is all serious business. “No skilled commando uses two rifles.”
“Well, what are we gonna do?” Larry asks.
The Captain thinks for a moment. Then he says, “Larry, do you still have that troll-face emote?”
Larry nods.
“Give me the mask.” Taking the stupid mask attached to a stick from Larry, he says, “You go to the other side of the building and see if you can hit them when they become un-stealthed.”
Larry nods again and sidles up to the side of the building. The Captain goes to the opposite side of the spawn and shoves the troll-face emote into the open. Immediately it explodes into fragments, and at the same time Larry jumps from behind cover and begins to fire. He can’t take two skilled snipers at once however, and is shot twice before falling backwards on the ground. He’s hurt badly. I’m about to run to him when suddenly six objects sail from the sky and land around him. He gives me one last look before the Captain grabs me and shoves me onto the ground. I scream as they explode. One, then two, then all the rest. When I look up, there’s nothing left of him save for the remnants of his “I’m with stupid” t-shirt.
Looking at the Captain, I say, “What do we do now?”
The burden is heavy on him. He’s just gotten two of his men killed. Finally he says, “I’m going to distract them. Turn invisible and get yourself out of here.”
I turn to him. “I’m not going anywhere.”
He eyes me for a moment. Then he smiles. “How good are you with that knife?”
Moments later, I crawl through the tall grass, inching closer and closer to where the snipers are. The weeds are thick, and scratchy. I feel as though the Nationals might hear my heartbeat.
Then I hear a noise. Turning my head, I see the Captain run into the open, firing his Tommy’s Typewriter. Too soon! I think. No time for correction now though, as both snipers become un-stealthed and fire at him. Somehow with his high level medic he makes it to the jeep, but they are both pelting the already smoldering hunk. It will be seconds before his cover is gone completely.
Rising from the ground while the closest one is still scoped, I draw my knife and stab him in the chest. Instantly he screams, alerting his teammate. We both fall to the ground as the second sniper turns toward us, his SVD glinting in the sunlight. He doesn’t hesitate. Grabbing a knife from his belt, he hurls it at me. I don’t feel anything for a moment, and then suddenly my world tips and I feel nothing but pain as I slump to lie beside the convulsing body of the commando beside me. The standing one draws a pistol and cocks it. I killed his teammate. He will make sure my death is slow. Then suddenly, the commando I stabbed staggers to his feet. He’s alive! My world is turning red, am I hallucinating? No, he’s holding an empty plastic canister.
Son of a...
They both laugh, standing next to each other now. Desperately, I try to grab my rifle, but I can’t reach it. Looking at my chest, I see the throwing knife protruding from it, and I try to get it out. I can’t, and they laugh again as I bleed on the ground.
The one holding the pistol aims it at my head. This is the end.
Then suddenly I hear something flying through the air. Angels?
No. It’s a jeep.
The Nationals forgot about the Captain.
It flies straight towards us, and one of them has a second to look at it before it comes crashing down on their heads, missing me by inches. They are crushed instantly.
All is silent for a few moments. Then the Captain runs up to me. “You're gonna be okay, son.” The world is fading into black. As I lose consciousness, I think how helpful it must be to have such powerful blasting strike...

The End

[Cleenat.]

Make Movie !! i can help you

[loljay]

wow.... cool story bro

[VANHELINGS]

make a movie it would be cooler!!!!!!!!!!!

[hod001]

Make a movie!
I can help you, if you want.

[sebasties]

il can help you to, i got that red officer hat and an officer outfit btw, but its a mando (good thing i got micro smg on that guy)

[chocolate000]

Nice story bro. Make a movie/short clip . It'll be awesome!

[Spetznaz97]

  images.jpg (Size: 3.73 KB / Downloads: 82) The end of that story was a little too Modern Warfare 2, with the throwing knife in the chest, and the "aims a pistol at my head", but otherwise, I really enjoyed it

[AlphaDawg]

For those of you who liked it, I'll write another one soon, probably add more on a weekly basis. But seriously, stop telling me to make a movie, you can't take the trollface emote from someone in the game, and you can't lie down on the ground either.

(19-03-2012 11:37 PM)Spetznaz97 Wrote:  The end of that story was a little too Modern Warfare 2, with the throwing knife in the chest, and the "aims a pistol at my head", but otherwise, I really enjoyed it

I've never even played the campaign for MW2, I just wanted to use the throwing knife in my story because it's the stupidest widget you can buy, only no-lifers with a big wallet would use it.

[PAPRIKAAA!]

Cool story bro!

[Rogue#1]

Well written with no grammatical errors.
Awesome.

[GeneralVonWolfen]

That's actualy not that bad!
+1

[DaynjaDog]

Author quality: Well done

[DucksOnQuack]

Dude you should be a war story author. I loved it! =] =] I hope you make more. and btw most movies based on books are not exactly like the books either.
Im not saying you should make one but i'm just telling you the truth.=D

[omgwtfishappen]

epic, just epic

[johncox08]

awesome story man I love the fact that u had no grammer errors u should be an author
+5

[MMMMDDDD]

asum story, but just 1 question, what did it mean when the national commando was holding a empty plastic canister in his hands. pls answer, lol and i got a fuzzy russian styled hat from the claw aswell

[snilloswe]

awesome story bro

[620SC]

The reference to the fuzzy russian hat he got from the claw ! Hilarious ! Loved it !

[WeaponShark]

If you make a movie can I be an actor? c: