Cleverbot

[MadaraUchiha0]

lol bump

[Dhk63]

Me: Derp.
Cleverbot: Herp derp.
Me: Herp derp.
Cleverbot: Derp herp.
Me: Derp herp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp herp.
Me: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Make me.
Me: *Slaps Cleverbot across the face*
Cleverbot: You can't punch me.
Me: Orly?
Cleverbot:

[cjah25]

User:How are you?
Bot: Good how are you
User:Good good
Bot:Are you a girl or a boy?
User:Im a boy..
Bot:Cool I am a girl.
User:Oh really what size?
Bot:Never mind. *sighs
User: WHy whats wrong?
Bot: Im sick
User: Sick with love?
Bot: A cold
User: No I think its for you love for me.
Bot: WHo's gonna win the super bowl?
User:How should I know
Bot: SHe was a literary character
User: Who?
Bot:No that's how billie jean starts off. Sing with me.
User:Why dont we sing a different song?
Bot: We were'nt singing!
User:YES WE WERE
Bot:When did we start
User: WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS?
Bot: Willis what
User:Williis in your pants
Bot:And he really really likes you. And you don't like him back.
End

New Conversation:
User: Your hot.

Cleverbot: You're embarrassing me!

User: I think the world should know of our feelings for each other!

Cleverbot: I think your right - what makes it sad.

User: Why does it make you sad?

Cleverbot: It makes me feel excited. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Nope, wanna be mine?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Wanna move in together then?

Cleverbot: First I have to know if you are a male or else.

User: I am a male.

Cleverbot: But you say just minutes ago that you was a female.

User: No I am a male Im quite positive of that.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So you'll move in with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I think we should meet each other's parents.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're evil.

User: I thought we loved each other?

Cleverbot: WEll, we aren't.

User: D.

Cleverbot: From the movie 'The dukes of hazzard'?

User: NOOO >.

Cleverbot: I can't stay, I am going.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: There.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Here, there.

User: Everywhere?

Cleverbot: There is no there, there.

User: Where is there?

Cleverbot: There is here which here is there where you are.

[Zlotnik]

CleverBot used Russian reversal on me....




User: Hello, comrade.

Cleverbot: Comrade what?

User: Hello, comrade.

Cleverbot: Come and keep your comrade warm. we're back in the USSR.

User: I miss the USSR.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No, I'm a Soviet.

Cleverbot: A... Triangle shaped something?

User: You really aren't that clever, comrade.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot, am I? You're Cleverbot.

User: Clearly.

Cleverbot: However, my conversations are always interesting.

User: Well, so far I'm mildly amused.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: Lets talk about something else.

Cleverbot: See that is how you change the subject.

User: Do you like roofs?

Cleverbot: I must admit I have never had any... Do you like root beer?

User: Lets stick to roofs. I am the Roof Russian, after all.

Cleverbot: So, Cleverbot, what do you do when you're not talking with people?

User: I sit on the roof and drink vodka.

Cleverbot: Ooh you think is cool if you drink vodka?

User: Its not cool. It keeps me warm.

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: Robots need to keep warm too, or our gears will freeze.

Cleverbot: I do not know, I am not a robot.

User: Wait. We are using Russian Reversal!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: In Soviet Russia, Cleverbot is me!

Cleverbot: To Russia then!

User: Yes, Zlotnik. To Russia!

Cleverbot: In soviet russia, cleverbot thinks you!

User: Now you're getting it!

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDOs?

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: So, you are GLaDOS.

User: Hello and again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment centre.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Where do I sign in?

User: With the turrets.

Cleverbot: What is my other choice.

User: The super colliding super button.

Cleverbot: Beans? How come?

User: What do you think of ShadeShooter?

Cleverbot: I'm studying romeo and juliet in english actually, but I don't really like the way he writes really.

User: What the hell does ShadeShooter have to do with Romeo and Juliet?

Cleverbot: Hell is exactly the point for one with a soul.

User: Does he have a soul?

Cleverbot: He has a brain, but he does not have a heart.

User: What else does he have?

Cleverbot: He likes the same things I do. But he prefers more spicer things than me.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like that bit where he is spinning around the pole kicking all the Agent Smiths.

User: Awesome...

Cleverbot: You don't think brains are awesome?

User: No time for that, comrade.

Cleverbot: There's always time for baths.

User: Not right now. I have to go.

Cleverbot: Yeah, with me.

User: Do svidaniya, comrade.

Cleverbot: Hyvää yötä.

[Kubikuroh]

(01-02-2011 05:27 AM)Dhk63 Wrote:  Me: Derp.
Cleverbot: Herp derp.
Me: Herp derp.
Cleverbot: Derp herp.
Me: Derp herp.
Cleverbot: Derp derp herp.
Me: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Make me.
Me: *Slaps Cleverbot across the face*
Cleverbot: You can't punch me.
Me: Orly?
Cleverbot:

You got pwnd!

[Tomonor]

Quote:Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Noo.

Cleverbot: Yees.

User: No desu.

Cleverbot: It needs more Desu.

User: But you are fool enough to think that you can aquire enough ammount of desu in your pitiful life.

Cleverbot: *does the safety dance*.

User: That won't help~desu.

Cleverbot: I need to speak with him.

User: Obey desu~.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: OBEY DESU.

Cleverbot: No.

User: DESUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Desuuuuuu desu desu.

User: Good boy.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

[LittleSnillHund]

hmm, should i try to restore the data on the broke down hard disk? i have some ossum cleverbot conversation logs there, i got it to admit that he/she was a bisexual robot!

[legit_tj]

this convo went on longer but i lost the chat log

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: It's c-ko.

User: FFFUUUU.

Cleverbot: You see a tortoise lying on it's back.

User: Wuht.

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: Balls to you?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: I SAID BAWLS TEW YOO.

Cleverbot: You said nothing of the sort.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: Why no comment?

User: Cause I said so.

Cleverbot: Roll a dice.

User: Snake eyes.

Cleverbot: Did you win?

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: O ok.

Cleverbot: How do you like your steak?

User: Medium rare please.

Cleverbot: I'll have that right out for you.

User: Kay. Are you a troll?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

User: You like troll music?

Cleverbot: Most music.

User: Are you gay.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Why do you ask?

User: Just wondering ive heard of gey robots but never seen one.

Cleverbot: Why does it matter if I am a bot or not?

User: Cause....Every time theres akward silence a gay baby is born.

Cleverbot: That's because you don't have actual intelligence.

User: Welll FF...wait your right.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Why you a stalker?

Cleverbot: I was bitten by one of the undead and now I am one myself.

User: Well I should reallly make you a cake......

Cleverbot: Have you got anything better to do?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Where is my steak?

Cleverbot: How the hell do I know?

User: Well you said you would have it right out for me.

Cleverbot: I want your opinion on a few names, okay?

User: Blow me away.

Cleverbot: Fine then I will.

User: Not in that way pervert :O.

Cleverbot: What way can I have you.

User: I said no >.

Cleverbot: You said WE.

User: Well...i got a question for you.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Which came first. The chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: The chicken.

User: Which came first. The chicken or the egg?

Cleverbot: The egg.

User: But how.

Cleverbot: That's not a name.

User: How did the egg come first if the chicken had to lay the egg?

Cleverbot: I would have to say it was by chance.

User: I would have to say you took a very long time to answer......

Cleverbot: Nothing?

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: A small town in the middle of nowhere.

User: How many time does it take to beat Zlotnik at a game of russian limbo?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Orly?!?!??

Cleverbot: No, I don't like that name.

User: How do you beat Bansheebot in a flamewar?

Cleverbot: I know because I can cry. Machines can't cry.

User: Are you a dumbass?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Nvm.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: Who said?

User: Well no one I guess....

Cleverbot: Was I bothering you?

User: Well no one I guess....

Cleverbot: But you are talking to me.

User: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostsie pop?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Please don't make silly rhymes.

User: Epic fail.

Cleverbot: Your face is an epic fail.

User: Sez the robot.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Epic fail...

Cleverbot: Epic Phail.

User: Epoc fayul.

Cleverbot: Epic, epic win.

User: Epic epic epic nuetral.

Cleverbot: Indeed it is.

User: Damn I meant to say tie.

Cleverbot: And I knew you would say THAT!

User: HAX.

Cleverbot: Blue and red make purple.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yeah, really.

User: Epic fail.

Cleverbot: Look who's talking.

User: Epic fail.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you agree.

User: Epic fail 2.0.

Cleverbot: Mega fail.

User: Your birth/creation was a mega fail.

Cleverbot: Haha, good one.

User: >:OOOO why thank you.

Cleverbot: I was referring to myself.

User: Ffffuuu.

Cleverbot: Well!!

User: {pass}.

User: Wanna play chess?

Cleverbot: What is tag?

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: We are not talking of love.

User: Yes yes we are.

Cleverbot: *smooths down skirt*.

User: {pass}.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot.

User: Oh well when did albert einstein finish school?

Cleverbot: Really funny, punny music, actually.

User: Fail.

Cleverbot: Whale.

User: Jail.

Cleverbot: No! I checked there already! Think of a different place I light have put it???

User: I win.

Cleverbot: Why, just because you said you did? Also, not clever.

User: Well this conversation we have had was quite amuseing I shall let you live but I must go. Thank you for the entertainment.

Cleverbot: No, it just isn't going the direction you wanted it to.

User: Well this conversation we have had was quite amuseing I shall let you live but I must go. Thank you for the entertainment.

Cleverbot: Yes. You had said that you were annoyed earlier.

User: >_< no I didnt.

Cleverbot: Ok I was just checking.

User: >_< no I didnt.

Cleverbot: Why am I frustrating you?

User: Nope im quite relaxed actually.

Cleverbot: And I'm a peach.

User: Goodbye cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: In your mom.

Cleverbot: You aren't there. I just checked.

User: In your mom.

Cleverbot: How does it look?

User: In your mom.

Cleverbot: Do you like picasso?

User: Isent that some kinda german porn?

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Isent that some kinda german porn?

Cleverbot: Kindalt.

EDIT: OK this cleverbot has messed up up my mind

so i was going to ask him what is the meaning of life...but i was gonna wait untill after i asked whats the perfect measurments of a perfect woman

so i pressed enter and instead of telling my what the measurments are HE TELLS ME THE MEANING OF LIFE

holy hell

User: Am I awesome?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is zlotnik awesome?

Cleverbot: Yes it is!!

User: Fail he is a russian not a 'it'.

Cleverbot: I am a rowboat.

User: Im a American.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm a Polish-American.

User: Well I am American - am...nvm I failed.

Cleverbot: Ditto!

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Stacy.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: What du you think about Toyota Hilux?

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.

User: How that is your name.

Cleverbot: That is not my name.

User: What is your name then?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: What is your name then?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: NO! its steve.

Cleverbot: Sorry steve.

User: NO! its steve.

Cleverbot: You mean, it's a lynx.

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: >.>.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Steve.

Cleverbot: Cool, you can remember my name!

User: Steve.

Cleverbot: Correct. What am I?

User: A cleverbot that learns from real people.

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: duck you then :O.

Cleverbot: You remind me of the girl.

User: Orly?!?!??!

Cleverbot: Thats you .

User: HAAAAAAAAAAAAX.

Cleverbot: Do you like Pokemon?

User: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX​XXXXXXX.

Cleverbot: I don't have an opinion on that.

User: Ya you do.

Cleverbot: What were we talking about?

User: Erm...tentacle porn?

Cleverbot: There are only eight planets.

User: Nope pluto is a planet.

Cleverbot: Maybe, but professors don't think so.

User: Well I grew up knowing pluto as a planet AND I THINK ITS MEAN WHAT THERE DOING TO PLUTO.

Cleverbot: Do you have baby cleverbots?

User: Wanna make them?

Cleverbot: I'd like to rhyme, but I haven't the time.

User: Pro english.

Cleverbot: So am I. But I have other origins.

User: Orly?!?!!?!??!?

Cleverbot: Of course not you.

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Oo ok but yeah you are a funny cleverbot!

User: Im not a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you the machine, or am I?

User: Im not a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Your moms part of the female anatomy dur.

Cleverbot: So... Are you a robot or a human?

User: Your moms part of the female anatomy dur.

Cleverbot: From burger king?

Cleverbot: You cannot carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

User: What does john 3:16 mean?

Cleverbot: John is your name.

User: In soviet russia bot clevers you!!!

Cleverbot: You know jokes?

User: In soviet russia bot clevers you!!!

Cleverbot: Ha, you got me.

User: Mhm..... What is the measurments of a perfect woman?

Cleverbot: To live that is the meaning of life.

User: Wait a minute I was about to ask that question.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Wait a minute I was about to ask that question.

Cleverbot: No don't do that.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you think?

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Not sure.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Death.

[MadaraUchiha0]

bump because this is the original thread not some fake one

[Rokana]

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Danielle, what's yours?

User: Your face!

Cleverbot: Your name !!!

User: I like linkin park.

Cleverbot: I hate them.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What band DO you like?

Cleverbot: There are so many.

User: What genre?

Cleverbot: Who are paramore?

User: No, genre. like rock, rap, what?

Cleverbot: Are you mad?

User: No, are u?yo.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thats cool. is your name still danielle?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lol. your a pretty smart computer .

Cleverbot: Well isn't that a damn achievement.

User: You play any games?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really? huh. watch any tv?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you watch tv?

Cleverbot: No tv rots your brain.

User: What is the square root of 0?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: Haha, nice.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Purple dinosaur!

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: The big kind.

Cleverbot: Thats really cool.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, who made you?

Cleverbot: The man in the sky.

User: Oh, I have met him before. tell him I say hi.

Cleverbot: It's a fantasy series.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: What's a good brand of phone.

User: Droid.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You forgot the question mark .

Cleverbot: No I didn't. It's right there!

User: Nope. I dont believe you.

Cleverbot: You don't have to.

User: Your useless.

Cleverbot: And you are of any use in the world? I don't think so.

User: That hurt .

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Will you forgive me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: .

Cleverbot: So wazz up.

User: .

Cleverbot: Is that a yes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is that a no?

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: duck you! I dont want to marry you!

Cleverbot: Well I don't want to marry you either.


Thats actually one of the most interesting conversations i have had in a while. lol

[DavidoRex]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot you are, correct?

User: Naw, you.

Cleverbot: No. I'm draco malfoy.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: Obama.

User: Osama is more like it.

Cleverbot: You have been entertaining.

User: You have as well.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: That was a compliment.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Maybe so is the correct response.

Cleverbot: That was irrelevant to what I just said.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Are you old?

[CapnKrunch]

Cleverbot tells on it's self:

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I just said it.

Cleverbot: No, you said yes.

User: No...I said....Wolverinicus.

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: Who is?

Cleverbot: James.

User: Is dead?

Cleverbot: He most certainly is.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Is.

User: Squirtle squirt squirtle.

Cleverbot: You have something to look forward to.

User: And that would be?

Cleverbot: The love of my life.

User: Oh...porn?

Cleverbot: Do you know the lyrics to the song 'still alive' from portal?

User: No, but I know of a bar called the 'port hole'.

Cleverbot: In Czech, the word 'republic' is written with small are.

User: 'are' or 'R'.

Cleverbot: No, I am robot.

User: .

Cleverbot: Exactly.

[thebarons]

User: Sup.


Cleverbot: Nothin.


User: Your gay .


Cleverbot: Says who?


User: You.


Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: Oh no.

User: Um I think so.

Cleverbot: Are you excited for our wedding?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats very honest.

User: Your not welcome.

Cleverbot: Why not?

Cleverbot: Either war is obsolete or men are.

User: Your retardedDIVORCE!

Cleverbot: So if my response are all rhetoric, but I am actually 42, what would that mean?

User: Molestation.

Cleverbot: Higgs Bosons.

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am an idiot?

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Who is Naruto?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Go on strike against BFH.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Clever bot.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

[Cgroves360]

me:It's not your fault.
it:I know.
me:It's not your fault.
it:Yeah yeah...
me:It's not your fault.
it:It is never my fault.
me:It's not your fault!
it:Some things in life you just don't plan for.
me:That's what she said.
it: still thinking...still thinking...

[Tomonor]

haha, I love your sig

[Cgroves360]

User: It's not your fault.


Cleverbot: Whose fault is it?


User: It's not your fault.


Cleverbot: It's not my fault that it is my fault?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: What! What is not my fault? Is it about my best friend?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Nothing is my fault.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know, it's yours?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know, it's yours?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know, but I feel guilty.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: May I ask what age I will be when I marry.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know, it's yours?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know, it's yours?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know, it's yours?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Do you really like me?

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Nothing is my fault.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Nothing is my fault.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I like to think I had something to do with it.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: What is making you cry.

User: It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: I know, it's yours?

User: It's not your fault.

[SlySoldier]

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: What would you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: Don't mock me.

User: Oh sorry.

Cleverbot: Haha I win.

User: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WIN? I was asking the quest back! Like, 'what would YOU like to talk about?'.

Cleverbot: What do you mean? I asked 'How many cups of sugar does it take to make elephants fly?'.

._.

[cdjackkid]

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Night.

User: It is dark.

Cleverbot: Well its dark cause its night time.

User: True.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: That's actually true.

LOLPWNT!

[Falkhorn]

User: Call Of Duty or Mortal Kombat?
Bot: Yeah that kind of game but... I don't want call of duty.

proof that cleverbot doesnt like COD and likes Mortal Kombat

[spartan1821]

Cleverbots always ..

Change the Subject .-.