Time Line Game [time will never end]

[strads10]

Year 101: Spageti monster sees all the destruction on the earth and decides to send down his son named strads10 to stop all the madness.

[Dasharudolph]

Year 102. strads10 is still Missing after trying to re-enter the atmosphere last year...also missing is Zlotnik who has not been seen for a number of years

[Loutsik]

Year 103: Snad starts eating the brains of the BFH community

[strads10]

Year 104:Strads10 finally crashes into earth wiping out all the world, fortunately president taco foreseen this and built himself a fallout shelter so he is still alive.

[the scot]

106: The scot's bomber can now turn right, now it's the most deadliest weapon......in the world
(Jeremy Clarkson parody)


-ot- wait here, is that THE Mr. A? are you planning to stay this time? -ot-

[Mc4]

year 107. 402 day is invented? and happy tree friends are born

[ChrisMaier]

year 108. Chuck Norris dies. World ends.

[Mc4]

you mean dyslexic? and ever heard of typos? jeez

(20-04-2010 10:08 PM)PineapplePizza Wrote:  THE Mr. A. I come and go, depending on the trolling conditions. Kind of like Pokemon in Gold and Silver.

(20-04-2010 09:54 PM)Mc4 Wrote:  year 107. 402 day is invented? and happy tree friends are born

402? What are you, autistic?

year 111. not much...

[ChrisMaier]

year 112. Anthrax bombs hit Russia, and kill all the BFH players there.

[Loutsik]

Year 114: Jr. Time Ruler Loutsik saves Time again!

[Blubbernugget]

Year 115: The year 115 passes year 114.

[Devasator]

Year 116: Your savior, Devasator, punched a cat.

[Reinhard]

Year 117: I was reincarnated and is being haunted by ghosts.............

[Loutsik]

Year 114: Someone deleted some posts before, so I save time again!

[Elmachete]

Year 115: I tell the world that I have emerged from my lab... And that I sucsessfully developed the ball.

[Zlotnik]

Year 66: Loutsik, being Jr. Time Ruler, sets the year forward to Year 68 next post
Year 68: Zlotnik creates the Caps Lock tax.
Year 69: A rogue army known as the HeighstuaffÖlåéngbratswurtz gang overthrows Chefman, as he was the prez of China.
Year 69.5: 69ing was invented *wink*
Year 71: Zlotnik approves of the great invention of 69
Year 72: Drebin arives and everyone realises how awesome he is they build a big building in his honour he then make a plan to build a temple for the christian god and to decrease taxes for all off topic members Tongue
Year 73: I give Derbin a cookie that is poise - I mean, I just give him a cookie
year 74: otc kills all the roleplayers
Year 75: The Inquisition of Battlefield Heroes (I.O.B.F.H.) comes and shuts the OTC down
Year 76: Mr. A creates an epic signature that becomes an unfunny, overused, forced meme.
Year 77: the roleplaying and and war story section gets permanently closed and deleted
Year 78: Mc4 detained by the Role Playing Police for spreading fallacies on The Time Line
Year 79: Reinhard died............ (again)
Year 80: The Heroes breed a new form of super soldier. Code name Cyblos.
Year 81: A deadly organization known as fragrush is made to stop all productions of the "Cyblos" and continue more shenangainz
Year 82: Nothing, only lag.
Year 83: Snad Become a Mod.
Year 84: Flying chairs start to talk
Year 85: Serious actions have been taken against the flying talking chairs and the F.B.I(Secretly invented year 82), has been called in.
Year 86: Field Marshal Morgan Star orders to build the WMD-Rocket
Year 87: Battlefunds' prices were changed to 3500% of what they were in 2010. This is due to the fact, that BFH team started to give out billions of battlefunds, to those who bought every 10th item. Aslo, Masta K has spend 1/10 of his 1.000.000 battlefunds
Year 88: Meh...
Year 89: The Scot creates the first bomber that can only go forward
Year 90: Kartoffelmos breaks out of the asylum......again......
Year 91: Kartoffelmos accidentally walks back into the asylum during his daily shopping trip
Year 92: Someone farts and nobody takes the fault. Therefor, we blame Zlotnik.
Year 93: The gasmask prices ingame are now 500% more expensive, and the real gasmask prices 1000% the whole world is affected by the fart, so are the games.
Year 94: A Squiggoth accidentally trampled Demonic Git.
Year 95: A watermelon exploded
year 96. The_Goat_Man finally perfected the art of mating with Watermelons
year 98: year 97 has been haxed
Year 99: People are getting ready for the end of the world, as predicted to come by year 100 by Nostrapilatus.
year 100: previous predictions didn't come true
Year 100.5: Scot's bomber can now turn left.
Year 101: Spageti monster sees all the destruction on the earth and decides to send down his son named strads10 to stop all the madness.
Year 102. strads10 is still Missing after trying to re-enter the atmosphere last year...also missing is Zlotnik who has not been seen for a number of years
Year 103: Snad starts eating the brains of the BFH community
Year 104:Strads10 finally crashes into earth wiping out all the world, fortunately president taco foreseen this and built himself a fallout shelter so he is still alive.
Year 105: The scot's bomber can now turn right, now it's the most deadliest weapon......in the world
(Jeremy Clarkson parody)
year 106: 402 day is invented? and happy tree friends are born
year 107: Chuck Norris dies. World ends.
year 108: not much...
Year 109: Anthrax bombs hit Russia, and kill all the BFH players there.
Year 110: Jr. Time Ruler Loutsik saves Time again!
Year 111: The year 111 passes year 110.
Year 112: Your savior, Devasator, punched a cat.
Year 113: Reinhard was reincarnated and is being haunted by ghosts.............
Year 114: Someone deleted some posts before, so Loutsik saves time again!
Year 115: Elmachete tells the world that he has emerged from his lab... And that he sucsessfully developed the ball.
Year 116: Zlotnik records time once more, fixing all historical errors. USSR is reborn. Leninade is created.

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[SoftTaco]

"year 47: gaky is trying to take over taco lend !!! President taco is scared "

year 117: President Taco makes a fist out of Chuck Norris, and mounts the fist on the terminator, and throws the teminator and chuck at gaky

[Arondeslo]

year 118: Aron joins teh time line and..... gives out cookies to those who posted on the thread.

[Deadpool28]

year 119: the whole world unites to officially recognize Zlotnik as the official Time Ruler in a huge celebration which come to known as The day of the "Time Ruling Roof Russia"

[Noobster]

Year 120: Me and Zlotnik pwn all Americans. Because I am Russian and we rule.