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18-04-2010, 11:15 PM | Post: #1
Zlotnik 
Here's how you play:

Each post is a new year on the time line (ex. Post #12 is year 12). As we post, we progress through time.

Each new post contributes to our history (does not have to follow actual history). Each post is an event that happens. (ex: Year 1200: We invented the sausage cannon.) Try to avoid using the word "I" (use your name).

Please use [ot][/ot] for things not related to the game.


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The BFH Time Line so far:

Year 1: Zlotnik creates time.
Year 2: Time goes on
Year 3: Snaddy Created an Efficient Punshment Sistem For Off Topic Brakers
Year 4: Zlotnik breaks the world record for eating sausages.
Year 5: Snaddy Builds The BanHammer
year 6: mc4 steals the ban hammer
Year 7: Snad Builds Another One But Stronger and Unstelable
year 8: mc4 makes a new ban hammer that is shaped like a snadwich
Year 9: Zlotnik reminds everyone that the year is the same as your post number.
Year 10: Because it's been a year and people probably forgot, Kippppp reminds you all that the year is the same as your post number.
Year 11: Snad GTFO MC4 And Goes to Sleep (Good Night)
Year 12: mc4 cries to himself in a dark corner
Year 13: B.Randt-Stiffter invents the fail.
Year 14: EA Games rip off gamers by putting vp prices very, very high
Year 15: Nothing happens, nothing at all
Year 16: BetaNoob awakens from his eternal slumber, Sees that really nothing usefull or special has happened in the last 15 years (srrsly like 3 diff kinds of banhammers?), and goes back to sleep.
Year 17: The Royals discover a cure for the Noob Disease.
year 18: JudgeJudy invents macaroni and cheese
year 19: Cgroves360 is the king while Blazer360 and CommandoKiller are Gods but Blazer is more godlyier because blazer is lvl 25 and Commandokiller is only 14.
Year 20: Loutsik the Fluffy Bunny transforms into a hero!
year 21: judgejudy becomes a judge
Year 22: lag is created by EA
Year 23: Loutsik the Hero becomes a awesome Hero
year 24: more lag is created by u kno who
Year 25: Reinhard died and was resurrected to become a ballerina
Year 26: Loutsik gets a new computer and there is no lag for him
Year 27: Reinhard died again and was resurrected (again) to become a national
Year 28: We discover that flags are our life source.
Year 29: Devasator is born and has become the savior of all things living.
year 30: trolls emerge

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18-04-2010, 11:16 PM | Post: #2
Zlotnik 
Year 31: The 1st 30 years are recorded.
Year 32: All the records are burned.
Year 33. Old copies of the records are recovered from Loco's closet.
Year 34: Capitalism is created.
Year 35: Statue of Zlotnik carved and then stolen by master thief.
Year 36: Snad Creates Anti Troll Spray
Year 37: Got skipped
Year 38: TPangolin wakes up from cryostasis
Year 39: Crazylexes discovered a new Species: the cookie-eating monstercat, and all the cookies arround the world started to dissapear!
Year 40: Taco becomes President of the world, and chuck norris is his vice president
Year 41: An assassination of president Taco fails because Chuck Norris takes a bullet meant for the President and spits it back at the assassin.
Year 42: Zlotniks' long-lost brother Jason Statham, takes over the world by force and cookie-eating-mutated-monsterkatz.
Year 42: President Taco orders a hit on Jason Statham and chuck goes after him, clawing our his eyes with a rusty fork
Year 43: John Doe becomes Minister of the Royal Britannia.
Year 44: Rooster is creates himself from the nothing that became something and rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever and then said "Meh..."
year 45: gaky started taking over the world
Year 46: Rooster stopped gaky from taking over the world and then said "Meh..."
year 47: gaky is trying to take over taco lend !!! President taco is scared
Year 48: Crazylexes gathers all cookie-eating-monsterkatz to protect the world from Jason Statham and his evil cookie-eating-mutated-monsterkatz
Year 49: Due to an error of some historians and the anomaly of the year 42 happening twice, year 49 was put in for filler
Year 50: In Year 50 n00bDooD opens his sig shop. Therefore hes giving the entire community awesome sigs
Year 51: EA is under attack by Coffeedonut for not making a healing taco widget.
Year 52: Historians are unable to decipher the events that happened.
Year 53: Rokujou rick rolls the almighty DICE, resulting in a "hundred years" war.
Year 54: Zlotnik becomes angry at the fact that someone is not following the rules so he blows up all of Greenland
Year 55: Chuck Norris Flies to space to sleep for the next 1000 years and Loutsik invents Communism
Year 56: Zlotnik is still the ruler of time. Zlotnik promotes Loutsik to Jr. Time Ruler as reward for inventing communism.
Year 57: BLAM emerges and starts ducking things up. Big time.
Year 58: after serving 6 months in prison for duck taping crimes, Blam finally stop combing his hair over and comes to terms with the inevitable
Year 59: MM got released and the Time of Commandos has come again!
Year 60: Abraham Lincoln attempted the first rocket jump
Year 61. finally, after many failed attempts, Abraham Lincoln is the first man to orbit the Earth
Year 62: An African scientist invents GREEEEEEN
Year 63: Elmachete steps in and invents the wheel.
Year 64: The newly invented wheel rolls over a random national. The first ever roadkill.
Year 65: Elmachete is elected prezident of Russia

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18-04-2010, 11:17 PM | Post: #3
Snadwich
Year 3:Snaddy Created an Efficient Punshment Sistem For Off Topic Brakers Big Grin
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18-04-2010, 11:18 PM | Post: #4
Zlotnik 
Year 4: Zlotnik breaks the world record for eating sausages.

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18-04-2010, 11:20 PM | Post: #5
Snadwich
Year 5:Snaddy (ME) Builds The BanHammer
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18-04-2010, 11:21 PM | Post: #6
Mc4 
year 56 mc4 steals the ban hammer Confused
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18-04-2010, 11:22 PM | Post: #7
Snadwich
Year 6: Snad Builds Another One But Stronger and Unsteable
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18-04-2010, 11:25 PM | Post: #8
Mc4 
year 68. mc4 makes a new ban hammer that is shaped like a snadwich
what now female dog?
edit: fail for me
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18-04-2010, 11:26 PM | Post: #9
Zlotnik 
Year 9. Zlotnik reminds everyone that that year is the same as your post number.

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18-04-2010, 11:27 PM | Post: #10
Kippppp 
Year 10: Because it's been a year and people probably forgot, Kippppp reminds you all that the year is the same as your post number.

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(25-02-2011 04:26 AM)thebarons Wrote:  my sig would change and I'll be awsmoes?
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18-04-2010, 11:29 PM | Post: #11
Snadwich
Year 11: Snad GTFO MC4 And Goes to Sleep (Good Night)
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18-04-2010, 11:30 PM | Post: #12
Mc4 
Year 12: mc4 cries to himself in a dark corner
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18-04-2010, 11:46 PM | Post: #13
B.Randt-Stiffter 
Year 13: I invent the fail.

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18-04-2010, 11:51 PM | Post: #14
superstick44 
Year 14: EA Games rip off gamers by putting vp prices very, very high

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19-04-2010, 12:20 AM | Post: #15
LieutenantBadAss 
Year 15: Nothing happens, nothing at all

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19-04-2010, 12:29 AM | Post: #16
The-New-Guy 
Year 16. BetaNoob awakens from his eternal slumber, Sees that really nothing usefull or special has happened in the last 15 years (srrsly like 3 diff kinds of banhammers?), and goes back to sleep.

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(21-02-2010 12:01 AM)ShadeShooter Wrote:  Maybe we shouldn't mention that [Cyblos] was genetically altered and made in a lab...oops did I say that out loud?
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19-04-2010, 01:20 AM | Post: #17
Zlotnik 
Year 17. The Royals discover a cure for the Noob Disease.

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19-04-2010, 01:39 AM | Post: #18
JudgeJudy 
year 18: JudgeJudy invents macaroni and cheese

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19-04-2010, 02:06 AM | Post: #19
Cgroves360 
year 19: Cgroves360 is the king while Blazer360 and CommandoKiller are Gods but Blazer is more godlyier because blazer is lvl 25 and Commandokiller is only 14.

(17-02-2011 08:59 PM)Tomonor Wrote:  haha, I love your sig Big Grin
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19-04-2010, 03:02 AM | Post: #20
Loutsik 
Year 20: Loutsik the Fluffy Bunny transforms into a hero!

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