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17-01-2010, 12:49 AM | Post: #1
sharpshooter1357 
This will be a story about Pablo the mentally slower than "average" Gunner, which is what the title implies. Remmember that whatever is written in this story is only ment to be slightly personal. I apologize to Zach and whoever else had faith in me, but clearly i'm a lost causeBig Grin. This story will be filled with cliches and other mentally slower than "average" stuff, hense the name Pablo the mentally slower than "average" Gunner. So get ready for stupidity like you've never witnesed before. Muahahahahal!!!!!!!!!!

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17-01-2010, 12:51 AM | Post: #2
Zachary0015 
Your apology is accepted. Smile By the way, it might be interesting to have a comedy war story out. I suppose I'll keep an eye out for it.
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17-01-2010, 01:00 AM | Post: #3
sharpshooter1357 
Chapter 1 will be out whenever Pablo decides to be mentally slower than "average" (Probably within a day)Wink

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17-01-2010, 01:35 AM | Post: #4
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Chapter 1:

Part 1:

Pablo lay awake in a national cell trying to figure out what had gone wrong. How did he lose the fight? Was it due to the fact that he ran into battle armed only with a trout? Was it because when his army was trying to move along unnoticed, he was listening to Life is a Highway on full blast? Maybe it was because he took all the ammo out of the guns when no one was looking because he thought it was making the guns to heavy. Whatever it was, he may never know. But right now he had to focus on getting out of his cell. He looked around him to see if there was anything he could use. All he found was a pick ax, a flamethrower, an RPG, a few grenades, a tank parked in the corner, and a detailed layout of the base. Nothing useful. But then a miracle happened. He thought of something. He checked his boot and hurray the cliche worked! The guard's had forgotten to take his knife. He then proceded to pick his teeth with it, pondering how to escape.

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17-01-2010, 04:20 AM | Post: #5
ZeroedGamer 
I lol'd so hard at this dude. This is amazingly funny. Cannot wait to read moreSmile

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17-01-2010, 04:47 AM | Post: #6
sharpshooter1357 
As the French say, Le Bump!!!!!!!!!!!

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17-01-2010, 04:14 PM | Post: #7
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BumpCool

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17-01-2010, 04:23 PM | Post: #8
Zeroed 
Awww. I thought it was chapter 2.....

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17-01-2010, 11:51 PM | Post: #9
sharpshooter1357 
Don,t worry, chapter 2 will be out within the weekBig Grin

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18-01-2010, 08:35 PM | Post: #10
SlySoldier 
hahaha!!! very good. I liked it

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18-01-2010, 08:46 PM | Post: #11
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i like it Big Grin

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22-01-2010, 03:28 AM | Post: #12
sharpshooter1357 
Thanks for your supportBig Grin

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22-01-2010, 12:20 PM | Post: #13
SlySoldier 
funny XDDD

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24-03-2010, 10:54 PM | Post: #14
sharpshooter1357 
Chapter 1:

Part 2: As Pablo was finishing picking his teeth, he saw something on the ground. It was a hatch! He was about to climb in, when he saw writing on it. It said "Garbage chute". He laughed. They weren't going to trick him that easily. This probably led outside to freedom. He climbed into the hatch and then the most amazing thing happened. It actually was a garbage shoot. Who could have guessed? Pablo slid down the garbage shoot,on the way smelling many ungodly odors, and landed in a huge pile of.... well, i wont say because the mental picture it will create may give the younger readers nightmares. Pablo got up and looked for a way out. There was a door marked Exit but Pablo wouldn't fall for it. That door probably led to some sort of death trap. Instead, he went for the door marked "Death Trap". These Nats were idiots! He entered and like he thought it wasnt a Death Trap. It was a regular trap. It acted like an elevator and led him back to his cell. He looked around, and then crawled back into bed. He would try again tommorrow using a different hatch. Perhaps the one marked Exit. Who knows, he might get lucky.

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24-03-2010, 11:00 PM | Post: #15
sharpshooter1357 
tell me what you think so far. Criticism is excepted.

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24-03-2010, 11:06 PM | Post: #16
CiviCity 
part 3 plox. i cant wait to see what will happen to him. so far all good. Just fix this
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25-03-2010, 01:13 AM | Post: #17
Zeroed 
AWESOME SAUCE multiplied by FUNNY equals AWESOMENESS to the power of 10!!!!!
And about the sig, go for it XD!

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25-03-2010, 06:14 AM | Post: #18
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Too Funny! Keep up the good work!

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25-03-2010, 01:28 PM | Post: #19
Rasgorial 
LOL ROFL LOL I'm laughing so hard.

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26-03-2010, 12:28 AM | Post: #20
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L.O.L.Z.

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